saveusalltellmelifeisbeautiful:

knockoutbaby:

Made me laugh :)

hotwetlucario:

bloodazure:

bubblewrapstargirl:

tracefoxer:

skeletal-sweets:

semii-colon:

alyssaties:

goodmorningvietsam:

awhoreslies:

celebratethewicked:

outcastcontessa:

adenofiniquity:

fallintolight:

buttmunchery:

im gonna PEE MYSLEF

I was holding my hands over my mouth and trying not to scream. Oh. My. God.

I’m literally crying because of how hard I’m laughing right now.

OH GOD I’M CRYING !!!

This should be the TV advert for that condom brand.

SCREAMING

fshgfhFSGSD
omfGG 

I’M SCREAMING

I JUST THOUGHT IT WAS GONNA POP AND THEN THAT.

i am aCTUALLY CRYING OMG THIS JUST MADE MY LIFE

omfg

listen to that guy

“aHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH”

“aHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH”

I need to buy condoms now

delianisnotonfire:

belladino:

nelladee:

Know your roses guys
Or you just might fuck up the moment

and you dont want to do that ._. 

salmon is for desire

fandom-pride:

fandomslutcakes:

caskett12:

Reporter:  What made you lose 37 pounds?

Raven Symone: The pressure of society.

Finally a celebrity who says the real reason

I’m pretty sure that in an interview, that someone told her that she looks beautiful she said:

“I was always beautiful, now I’m just thin.”

I love her
Always have, always will

dr3amingofdisn3y:

dreaming-of-disneyy:

That’s skill

This is one of my favorite Disney facts.

siggymcpissyface:

jordanorsomething:

CRYING

k-lionheart:

casualcynic:

So my mom and I have been working the same waitress job for 5-6 years now. She had been waitressing years before, but this is recently. Anyway, about… 15 minutes ago this guy she waited on left and told her to take care. Just that. Prior to this she had talked to him about Italy. Her people are from Florence, this and that, and she said she’s never been. She’s got 8 years of art education and she’s working a waitress job. It’s pretty… Sad and disappointing, I guess. Her and my father divorced 6 years ago and she hasn’t had a real job ever. Just been stuck in a small town she’s not from.

This man who we have never seen before tipped her 1000 dollars for a trip to Italy. Walked out, not another word.

…you know. Just when I start to lose faith in humanity….Hm.

BLESS THIS MAN. WOW.

reallyfoxnews:

sandandglass:

This basically sums up everything Bill O’Reilly’s ever said. 

Fox News in two .gifs